Phil: I was in a plane crash.
Claire: What happened?
Jay: We were threading the needle, and somebody moved.
Phil: No, I didn't. You did it on purpose. That's the painkiller talking. He's a little loopy.
Gloria: How bad is it?
Jay: Well, the wing is cracked, the propeller's bent, but I can-
Gloria: I meant Phil.
Phil: I was in a plane crash.