Phil: So, listen, buddy. Certain members of this family don't think you can take care of this bad boy.
Luke: You mean mom?
Phil: Your words, not mine. Look, uh, your mom and I are a team, And she- We feel like this is a chance for you to show some responsibility. Don't make us look like jerks here.
Luke: I won't.
Phil: Okay. One more rule.
Luke: What?
Phil: Have, like, three buttloads of fun.