Phil: [aside to camera] The good news is, luke has his bike. More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike. Best news, Claire knows nothing. So, I figure I'll just dump the new bike where I stole the first bike. That way, random kid gets his back, and this new bike doesn't raise a lot of embarrassing questions, like why I had it or who boosted who through a bedroom window. So, everybody's happy.