Mitchell: Anyway, so about a year ago, Cam and I sort have feeling this longing for something more like, maybe a baby.
Jay: Whoa, that's a bad idea.
Mitchell: What do you mean, bad idea?
Jay: Well, kids need a mother! I mean, if you two guys are bored, get a dog!
Mitchell: Okay. We're not bored, Dad!
Gloria: I support you, Mitchell, even though you're not my son.
Claire: I think what Dad is trying to say is that, Mitchell, you're a little uptight, kids bring chaos and you don't handle well.
Mitchell: That's not what's Dad's saying, that's what you're saying. And it's insulting in a whole different way.