Claire: [whispering] Phil, sweetie, honey. He is Dylan and he is a senior and you need to scare him.
Phil: Let me meet this playa. Phil Dunphy, yo!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: It's like that. You just start down on him and let the eyes do the work. Your mouth might be saying: "Hey, we cool!" But your eyes are like: "No, we not!" "Nice to meet you!" "No, it's not!" "'S all good?" "No, 'snot".