Mitchell: Oh, my God. The old Atari.
Claire: Uh-huh. Remember why we got that?
Mitchell: Yeah. So, we were on our first family vacation ever, okay... ...a week at this water park resort...
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Mitchell: ...and Dad got bored after, what, three days?
Claire: Three.
Mitchell: Made us leave early, and he bought us off with this.
Jay: Lies and untruths! We stayed the full week, and I got you two ingrates that game anyway.
Claire: How long are you gonna stick to that story?
Jay: Much as you two enjoy portraying me as some kind of abusive parent... [knocks boxes]
Joe: Whoa! Aah!
Jay: Relax, Joe. We'll get you out in a second.