Gloria: Hi. I know that you and I aren't supposed to be here, but after today, I am tired of living a life of fear.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Was Gloria Claire's brunette surprise?
[back:]
Gloria: It all started when Claire gave me a free pass to Fun Town. I thought, just try it today. Take a ride, see how it feels. Oh. I never noticed how sexy your feet are.
Phil: Thank you, but this isn't happening, Gloria!
Gloria: [screams]