Quote from Jay in The Last Christmas
Jay: Listen, before you run, I have a professional opportunity I'd like you to think... Claire: I-I'd love to hear it. J... I'm just a little stuffy. Let me get some air. Jay: Are you aware that there are 15 times more dogs in the world than Italians? Claire: Feels offensive. Not sure why. Claire: Should we be mingling? Jay: Listen. I'm not gonna do a big spiel. Suffice to say that science has shown us that having a well-rested dog improves our earning potential more than attending college.