Quote from Phil in Tree's A Crowd
Phil: [on the phone] Honestly, Jerry, it's that, uh... Claire and I have... have hit a rough patch. She's been huffing... cans of whipped cream. I mean... [whispers] Help me. [normal voice] Underneath our bed looks like backstage at a pie-eating contest. Claire: Invite him here. Phil: [whispers] What? Claire: Just get him here as fast as you can. Come on. Phil: Uh, actually, Jerry, everything's fine. Claire just agreed to seek help. See you tomorrow.