Mitchell: I'm surprised you can't see the humor in what the mascot is doing. Isn't it a lot like clowning?
Cameron: What did you just say?
Lily: Are you insane?
Cameron: Mascot-ing is nothing like clowning! Clowns are descendants of the court jester, truth-teller to the king. Mascots know nothing of veritas and beauty.
Mitchell: Don't you just make wiener dogs out of balloons?
Cameron: You are just jealous because no kid ever said, "Hey, Mom, this year for my birthday, can we get a narc?"