Quote from Luke in A Game of Chicken
Luke: Dad, I want you to know I love your pancake shooter. Phil: Have you seen the updates... to... the Insta-Cold straw? Luke: You should be on a stamp. Claire: Has that ever not electrocuted someone? Phil: Sometimes you have to shock a few people before you shock the world. Luke: That should go on your stamp. Claire: Okay, stop flattering your dad. You're not dropping out of school.