Phil: Gloria, that was so terrific.
Gloria: I know. I am wonderful! Why don't you want to hire me?
Phil: Because I was worried that it was a hobby to you, something to do till you got bored, but today, you really showed me something.
Gloria: You're giving me the job?
Phil: Yeah.
Gloria: This means that I'm gonna have to work more...
Jay: It's fine. If Sam can handle change, so can I.
Phil: Welcome to Dunphy Realty, Ms. Delgado.
Jay: Delgado? That's your working name? Man, the hits just keep comin'.