Quote from Jay in Perfect Pairs
Vic: I only wish I had something nicer to wear to our son's wedding tonight. Jay: You know, you and I are about the same size. Why don't you borrow my tux? Vic: Really? Jay: I insist. In fact, I want to give you something else. Vic: [gasps] Your plane? Jay: Uh, no, I was reaching for my wallet. You know, to give you that money I s-still owe you for the cab. Vic: I've admired this plane ever since I fell off the roof getting it for you. I'm so touched and honored. Jay: Well, actually... Manny: He fell off the roof. Jay: Fine. Enjoy. Vic: I will name her Roberta. Jay: It's a boy plane.