Haley: [whispers] What the hell? Formula? Pacifiers? Are you kidding me?!
Claire: This is a very weird way of saying, "Thank you, Mother, "for settling down my babies. I have a lot to learn from you."
Haley: You ignored everything I asked of you!
Phil: Haley, don't be so hard on your mom.
Haley: Oh, you! Those pacifiers have you written all over them.
Phil: Hmm. [laughing] Babies aren't supposed to smoke!