Claire: Oh, good. Dad, you're back. Please step into our new smart-closet prototype.
Jay: So you can yell at me for bailing on the meeting this morning?
Claire: Just... You'll see.
Virtual Claire: May I help choose an outfit for you?
Jay: 'Cause I'm some old fossil that still puts on a suit to go to work?
Virtual Claire: Let's start over.
Jay: Why don't we?!
Virtual Claire: What level of comfort are you looking for?
Jay: Same thing I've had for the last years. A workplace where you interact with actual people every once in a while, like we're doing right now. I used to love sales calls. Now we don't even do them anymore. I mean, put yourself in my shoes.
Virtual Claire: Dress or casual?
Jay: Why do you sound like Lauren Bacall?!
Virtual Claire: [laughing] I don't understand.
Jay: Right, because now, like everything, my references are old and out of step.
Claire: Why are you yelling?
Jay: If you don't get it by now, you're never gonna get it!
Claire: Well, somebody's panties are in a bunch.
Virtual Claire: May I offer you a different pair?
Claire: That's just weird.