Quote from Jay in On the Same Paige
Gloria: Where have you been all day? Jay: I see what you're implying. Fine. Her name is Laura, she means nothing to me, and the only reason my wedding ring is off is 'cause I was afraid I would lose it in her dough. I'm sorry. Gloria: What the hell are you talking about? Jay: Couple of e-mails. Harmless stuff. Gloria: "Park by the swings so I can help you carry stuff in." These are what you're worrying about? There's nothing there. Jay: Yeah, Mitch and Cam were implying there was something weird going on. Gloria: That's crazy. She's, like, 35 and gorgeous. Jay: [laughing] Exactly. Although, I don't think you read that e-mail the only way it could have been read. I mean, it could've gone, [sultry voice] "Park by the swings so I can help you carry stuff in." Gloria: Sounds like she knows about your bad back.