Haley: Why can't I tell Dylan to leave?
Claire: Because you are scared of the first real, adult relationship with the perfect man, and you're clinging to the past.
Phil: Or you and Dylan have a special connection and you still love him.
Haley: Not helping. God, they're both such great guys, but they're so different. How am I supposed to choose? How did you guys do it?
Phil: Well, sweetheart, I... I'm not gonna be any help here. From the minute I met your mom, there was no choice. She was smart. She was strong. She resented her father just enough to go for a guy like me. She... She gave my life balance, and now I can't imagine it without her. Also, she's... she's crazy hot.
Haley: Mom?
Claire: Well, first of all, um, I'm a sucker for guys who say things like that. Your dad is the nicest, most positive person I know, and he always helps me find the fun in life. And, uh, he is still real easy on the peepers.
Phil: Aww. We really are lucky.