Quote from Dylan in I Love a Parade
Dylan: Haley? What are you doing here? Haley: Well, you tweeted you were working, the water tower's in the back of your Instagram story, and you just left a Yelp rating for that falafel place around the corner, so I figured out where you were. Could you please stop being so obsessed with me? Dylan: Wait... what? Haley: That thing that you said at the hospital? How if a person felt lucky to be in a relationship, that means that they couldn't really be happy? Obviously, you did that to try and ruin what I have with Arvin, because you're not over me. Dylan: I seriously don't know whether to laugh or check you for a spider bite. I'm sorry that you're questioning your relationship, but it's not my fault. Haley: Just admit it! You said that to try and get back with me. Dylan: Look, in my heart of hearts - which does not exist, by the way - yeah, I still think about us. We were great. Haley: Aha! Dylan: Nuh-ha! You're the one who drove across town, paid $12 for parking and then an additional $2 for the yellow wristband for beer and medical tent access. It sounds like you're the one who's into me. Haley: You're crazy. Dylan: There's no crime in wondering if we might still be good together. I still see us together in my mind's eye... Which, by the way, doesn't exist. Haley: I can't hear it again. [kisses Dylan] Diagnosis, nothing.