Quote from Jay in Daddy Issues
Jay: Manny you're gonna learn something today. Manny: I try to learn something every day. It keeps me young, or nuori, as they say in Finnish. Jay: Assuming you stop saying stuff like that, one day you will be married, and eventually the ex will show up sniffing around, puffing out his pretty-boy chest, which is your cue to go alpha. Manny: Don't you think Mom will get annoyed when she sees you being rude to an old friend? Jay: Not at all. Deep down, she wants to see me vanquish all who came before. It's basic animal stuff. Manny: Oh, I get it. My girlfriend Karen was pretty frisky the other night after her ex showed up, and I bested him in a chocolate-soufflé bake-off. I don't need to tell you my soufflé wasn't the only sweet brown dish she devoured that night. Jay: Because? Manny: I also made molasses cookies. Jay: I've learned to ask the second question.