Frank: Well, look, it's Pretty Boy Dunphy.
Phil: Looking good yourself, Pops. How, uh... how you doing?
Frank: Well, I got my rings, got my vows. Now all I need is a way to escape. Please, someone help. [laughs] I'm kidding, of course. Actually, I'm really looking forward to being married.
Phil: Then- Then what's with the getaway bag?
Frank: Oh, I got to ask you to help me out with what I think is a doozy of a surprise. Come here. Get this. Mid-ceremony, you know, when you ask if anyone has any objections?
Phil: Yeah?
Frank: I'm gonna pull out a Tommy gun and tell you to skip that part.
Phil: Sweet maple syrup. I like it.
Frank: I'm just getting warmed up. I got a script, prop guns, exploding paint capsules. I even hired a few of the local theater people to help out.
Phil: And, uh, and Lorraine's cool with all this?
Frank: That's the beauty part. She doesn't know a thing about it 80% of comedy is surprise. The other 20% is wordplay.