Quote from Jay in Pig Moon Rising
Lily: Why is your finger pink? This isn't mine. I knew the perspective was off. Haley: It's Cam's fault. He made me copy it from a photo. Cameron: You know what? I accidentally destroyed the original, and I couldn't live without it. Mitchell: Mitchell Pritchett, Parenting Magazine. How is forging a child's painting any less egregious than replacing a pig's ashes with Mrs. Pasternak's dead husband? Cameron: It's not. I'm a hypocrite. My whole life is a lie. Carlos isn't really in the Miami Sound Machine. He's just a... a basic dog groomer. [to Haley] Save your money. I couldn't get you your tickets. Claire: You're spending money on tickets when you should be spending money on ticket... you know what I mean. Haley: The concert tickets were for Mitchell. Jay: So you didn't get my tickets? Mitchell: No. Gloria: So you didn't get my tickets. Jay: The website was insane. You'd need the reflexes of a mongoose.