DeAndre Jordan: You seem a little tight, man.
Phil: Hey, DeAndre Jordan. Uh, no, no, no, just working out the Jim-jams. First half's about getting a read.
DeAndre Jordan: Yeah, right.
Charles Barkley: I didn't realize that fans were coaching. And you're helping the parents. Teachers are the backbone of our country.
DeAndre Jordan: Get out of here. Parenting is the hardest job in the world. I'm so sick of you acting like you know everything. Going to therapy did nothing for you.
Charles Barkley: First of all, stop transferring. Secondly, how about I coach that team, you coach this team? Ten Dolphin Dollars you and Phil are going down.
Phil: Oh.
DeAndre Jordan: 10? You can't even get a Foam Flipper with that. Let's make it 50.
Phil: D.J., please.
Charles Barkley: How bout 50 real ones?
DeAndre Jordan: Okay. Make it five grand.
Phil: That's the jump?