Quote from Gloria in Sarge & Pea
Gloria: I just want Manny to learn how to take a joke. Phil: Yes, but there's a difference between a joke and yelling "Pervert!" before shoving him into the girls' locker room. Gloria: Aye, please, that was funny. Besides, I was the one who broke a heel trying to keep the door shut. College is a big change. I'm just trying to keep it light for him. Phil: For him or for you? Gloria: [sighs] Okay. He's leaving me for the first time in his life. I've been married, I've been divorced, I've lived here, I've lived there. I drove a taxi, I won "Star Search." Through all the changes in my life, there was always us. Like partners. If I don't keep this light, I am going to be very sad. Phil: I know. It stinks. You just have to hope they get irritating enough by the end of the year that you're ready for them to go. Gloria: Maybe I should give him his harmonica back. Phil: That's the spirit.