Jerry: Hello, you son of a bitch. Hope you like that deodorant, 'cause you stink!
Jay: Wart remover. Well, if that works, there'll be nothing left.
Lawyer: Well, well, well. Norbert and Pritchett. Jay, I don't think I ever got a chance to thank you for buying me my first Ferrari.
Jay: I wish you drove it off a cliff.
Lawyer: Like the one my house is on, which you also paid for, thank you? [chortles]
Jerry: This doesn't sound like we're getting him.
Lawyer: Look, you want some free legal advice, fellas? Three words: ladies, leave, losers.
Phil: No, sir, we have three words for you. Have you no sh-- Have you -- Have no -- have you no shame- It can be four words.
Lawyer: Who's this chuckle-head?
Phil: Someone who you're never gonna know, 'cause I'm happily married most of the time.