Luke: What's so important? I'm sitting for my portrait.
Claire: Oh, knock it off. I know you two threw a party.
Manny: I don't "throw" a party, Claire.
Gloria: It's true. He can't throw anything.
Manny: And if I were hosting an event, where did I put the ice sculpture? Where did I stash the hors d'oeuvres? Where did I hide the jazz trio?
Claire: Good question, considering you couldn't even hide the Solo.
Luke: Nice wordplay, Mom, but that cup's been there for like three days. I didn't want to say anything 'cause I thought it was yours.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Yeah. It was bold. But those kids upstairs weren't gonna stay quiet forever. I was one dead phone battery away from a conversation breaking out.
Manny: Sure, throwing a party was a risk, but two hot exchange students just started at our school.
Luke: Best part is, they don't understand just how uncool we are.
Manny: Yet.