Barbra Streisand: [over intercom] What's up, Ray?
Ray Liotta: Barbra, I have some of your mail from when you used to live over at Cedarhurst. And I have a friend here that would like-
Barbra Streisand: Just leave the mail by the gate. I'll send someone down.
Ray Liotta: O-okay, but-
Barbra Streisand: Oy. There's more?
Mitchell: Uh, Ms. Streisand, hi. My- My name is Mitchell Pritchett, and I have been a fan of yours since I can't even remember, and- Oh, your artistry and integrity has inspired me my whole life, and I just- Aaaah! I can't even believe I'm talking to you right now.
Barbra Streisand: Please. I'm just a regular person, like you. I have people put on my pants one leg at a time.
Mitchell: [laughs] That's so funny.
Ray Liotta: Barbra, today is his birthday!
Mitchell: Well, technically, it was three weeks ago.
Ray Liotta: All right, you're blowing it.