Haley: [on the phone] Oh, my God. You're such a slut. Oh, I love it. Mm. Nothing, I'm just taking my sister to a college interview at a coffee shop. Ugh. I know, right? Oh, I totally forgot to tell you what happened last night. Lisa, Enzo, and I were at a bar in Echo Park, and Enzo was like, "My dream is to run the bases at Dodger Stadium. " So I'm like, "Screw it, let's do it. " So, Lisa tucks her hair up to a baseball cap, and we convince the grounds keeper that she's Justin Bieber and that "Justin" will take a picture with him. And it worked! No, you shut up! That's not even the best part. Enzo starts running the bases, and he whips his shirt off. And Lisa gets caught up in it and takes off her shirt. And the grounds keeper's like, "Whoa, you're not Justin Bieber. " So he starts chasing us around with a rake. I know! Oh, wait. Who is that? Denise? Put that dirty hooker on the phone. Hey, girl. Did I tell you what happened last night? So, Enzo said that his dream was to run the bases at Dodger Stadium, - and I was like, "Screw it, let's do it."
Alex: Oh, my God! Do you ever stop talking?! I am sitting here trying to mentally prepare for one of the most important moments of my life, so can you please just shut up?