Jay: Hey, wait a second. Your team just won six straight. Let's celebrate with a little scotch. You're old enough for your first sip.
Manny: She dumped me, Jay.
Jay: Okay, we're gonna do this.
Manny: She was just using me to make her old boyfriend jealous. Now they're back together. Don't tell Mom, okay? I had a sense she didn't like Sam.
Jay: Really? She didn't say anything.
Manny: My first girlfriend. She was perfect.
Jay: Eh, a little wide in the can.
Manny: Jay.
Jay: I'm sorry. Just- You ask me, you're lucky.
Manny: She dumped me by text while making out with her old boyfriend. I broke down crying. My charcoal ran like mascara. I had to be comforted by the other team's mascot. Lucky?
Jay: Think about it. How many guys your age would kill to be used by a girl like Sam? She picked you. She used you.
Manny: I was a body, Jay.
Jay: Come on. If she had picked an average guy, that boyfriend never would have got jealous. She had to pick a guy on his level.