Cameron: Mitchell. Is this really how you want to get married?
Mitchell: Well, it's not ideal. No, people don't have any rice to throw because they're chewing it raw out of starvation. Half of our guests are on the lawn and [o.s. screams] there go the sprinklers.
Cameron: Okay, let's just call time of death on this.
Mitchell: All right, yeah. Hey, everybody, um, thank you so much for, uh, for dealing with all this today. It means a lot to us. But unfortunately, this is not gon-
Jay: Stop. You can't do this.
Mitchell: Ye, I'm way ahead of you, Dad, and thank you for stopping by.
Jay: What I mean is, you can't get married like this. You two deserve the kind of wedding you've been talking about nonstop for the last nine months.
Mitchell: What do you mean?
Jay: You bring it up every chance that you get.
Mitchell: I know what nonstop means!
Jay: Trust me, okay?