Quote from Phil in Australia
Phil: Ow! Damn it! Why, Australia?! Why?! Wise Australian: Hey, mate. How's it going?! Everything okay here? Phil: Not really. Wise Australian: You don't mind me saying, you look a bit beaten up. Phil: Yeah. I love your country, but your country doesn't love me back. Australia's rejected me. Wise Australian: You see this right here? That's from a croc bite. This one here on my back I was hit by a tram in Melbourne. This right here, that's an irregular mole. Should probably get that checked out. Phil: Uh-huh. Wise Australian: Point is Australia is nice to tourists, but it's tough on its own people. Congratulations, mate. You're one of us. Phil: Are you saying what I think you're saying? Wise Australian: I think I am. Phil: I'm crocodile Dunphy? Wise Australian: That's not what I was saying at all. Phil: Is that a kookaburra, which are born blind, or... [the man has disappeared] Mom?