Phil: The miracle of metamorphosis. They say the only constant is change. Well, all of that is about to ch-- Be different. Note the simple burlap sack, the kind you'd find in any home. If you'd be so kind as to assist me, The- The- The Kid, I'll endeavor to prove that some change is glacial, while some change is instantaneous. Now, if you'd be so kind as to raise the simple burlap sack above my head and pinch my wrists. You'll note, the clock says exactly 4:02.
Female magician: I have 3:15.
Ducky: Yeah, I have 6:35. Kaiser Mayhem!
Kaiser Mayhem: It's what I do.
Phil: Wait, it's 5:20? I actually have to call my wife.
Ducky: Uh, no, Phil, you can't just stop in the middle of a trick. That's a cardinal rule.
Phil: Guys, it's an emergency. Don't tell me you've never had to call your spouse. [silence] Oh. There's people for you.