Quote from Phil in Larry's Wife
Claire: Branches are still in the front yard, I just took a rake to the face, Reuben is getting really weird on Alex, and Haley's doing something for money in the basement. Phil: It's all gonna be fine. Daddy's home, superstar. Claire: No. Don't call me that. I'm not of one your needy little divorcées. Phil: Um, that is work. Claire: Is it? 'Cause I kind of feel like part of you loves being a hero to those women. Phil: I'm a helper of people. Hey, you knew what you signed up for when you hitched your wagon to a realtor man. Claire: Honey, when I met you, you were a wedding deejay. By the way, Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store. Phil: I think someone's feeling neglected. Yes, I deal with a lot of lonely women, but there's only one I'm married to. Claire: You're getting too involved, Phil. You are juggling these women, and you're not that good a juggler. Phil: Now you're just lashing out!