Quote from Phil in Goodnight, Gracie
Claire: "Dear Phil, you've always been the most wonderful son, and now I need you to do one last thing for me." Phil: Oh, no! She's gonna ask me to throw her ashes in the Pope's face. Claire: "Don't say anything to your father because he'll just resist, but there's a woman named Annie Fitzsimmons who lives a few streets over. We don't know her very well, but I've always admired her, and I think she'd be perfect for your dad. So before you go home, I want you to fix him up with her." Phil: That is crazy! Claire: "I know this sounds crazy, but single men are in short supply here.And a lot of scheming harpies will swoop in before your father knows what hit him. I love Frank, but he'll follow anything with a casserole." Phil: I don't believe this. It's too soon, and my dad's not a cartoon bear. He's perfectly capable of making intelligent decisions. Haley: Hey, guys? I made cookies. Phil: Oh, good. I thought that was a neighbor.