Gloria: [on the phone] Surprise! I'm in San Francisco!
Jay: What?
Gloria: I dropped Manny at a friend's and, I know it's crazy, but I hopped on a plane and I'm here! I'm driving to the hotel.
Jay: That is so great. The thing is, honey, I'm not here right now. See, I'm, uh, I'm out at dinner. Probably won't be back for, um... Oh, I don't know. A couple of hours.
Gloria: It's okay. I'll wait for you there.
Jay: Don't be silly. How often do you get to San Francisco? There's so much to see there. I mean, here. Ghirardelli square? Fisherman's wharf? Alcatraz? Hey, take that segway tour. That's a great way to see the city. And when you get the chowder, make sure it's one of those bread bowls. You can eat the bowl. Yeah, it's a story you'll tell for a lifetime.
[As Jay emerges from the elevator, Gloria is standing there. She slaps him across the face]