Jay: Sometimes I think you treat my son like the woman in their relationship.
Merle Tucker: What?
Jay: Like those watches. Cam's was all big and manly. The other one looked like something Grace Kelly would wear.
Merle Tucker: Well, that's just because Mitch has a more slender wrist than Cam does. That's all.
Jay: It's skinny, not slender. And you're honestly telling me you don't cast Mitch in the more ladylike role?
Merle Tucker: Are you saying Cam is the wife in this deal?
Jay: I don't think about it that way. It's not like it was in our day. Husband went out to work. Wife stayed home with the kids.
Merle Tucker: That sounds like a clever way of saying yes.
Jay: Fine. They're both equal. Neither one is the wife.
Merle Tucker: Yeah. Yeah. I know that in my head. It's just that it makes me feel a tiny bit better to think that the person he's spending his life with is a tiny bit of a woman.
Jay: I get it. Every time I start to feel comfortable with this thing, some new part comes up I gotta wrap my head around.
Merle Tucker: Yeah, I guess we got no choice.
Jay: Yep. We got two sons, and they're gay for each other.