Cameron: We are so sorry. We did not mean for you to hear any of that.
Mitchell: Yes, and you know what? We shouldn't have been gossiping in the first place.
Sandy: But what if you're right? What if Gregory is gay? When my mom said it, I didn't believe her. She lives in Iowa. But coming from you two!
Cameron: Means nothing.
Mitchell: No.
Cameron: We barely know your fiance. If he says he's straight, he's straight.
Mitchell: Mm. Straight.
Sandy: We're getting married in a month. People are flying in. He signed us up for dance classes. Oh, my god! Mitchell: No. No, no, no. Hey. This is what gays do. We gossip. We gossip a lot.
Sandy: He gossips!
Mitchell: No. No. You're missing the point, okay? We see a great-looking guy like Gregory, and we say he's gay because we want him to be gay!