Phil: Wait a minute. You're mad at me?
Gloria: Yes, because that's not how family's supposed to treat each other!
Phil: You know how family's supposed to treat each other? They're supposed to actually think about each other! I asked you to do one thing and you were too selfish and irresponsible to come through for me on a day that, believe it or not, was really important to me! Oh, my God. You're crying. I'm so sorry.
Gloria: No! That's what I want! You yell at me because you love me!
Phil: Well, you made me mad.
Gloria: And you should be.
Phil: Well, I'm not anymore.
Gloria: Don't treat me like that, Phil.
Phil: Because now I'm furious!
Gloria: Ay, mi familia! Si.
Phil: [hugging Claire] Oh, how do you do that? It makes me so... Mad.