Guillermo: Watch and be amazed. Stella here is being a bad doggy. Stella, let go! Bad dog! Bad dog! Bad dog. And what does a bad dog get? A bad-doggy treat.
Jay: You give her a treat for doing something bad?
Guillermo: A bad-doggy treat. When she is good, she gets the good-doggy treat.
Gloria: Brilliant! We're going to be rich!
Jay: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is the difference between a bad-doggy treat and the good-doggy treat?
Guillermo: Bacon. The bad-doggy treat is very bland.
Jay: But she seems like she likes it.
Guillermo: Wait till you see the good-doggy treat. Stella, sit. Now a good-doggy treat. [offers treat] Stella. She still full from the bad-doggy treat. But there you have it. The Good Doggy-Bad Doggy Training System! Welcome to the ground floor.
Jay: Actually, she's peeing on the ground floor.
Gloria: Quick! Quick! Give her a bad-doggy treat!