Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Phil: I wanna show you something. Claire: Let me guess. It's a copy of The Book Thief that I begged you to read but you wouldn't until your dental hygienist said it changed her life. Phil: Remember this? Claire: Uh-huh. Phil: It's the first Thanksgiving I spent with your family. Claire: God, I hated that ponytail. Phil: I know. You said it made me look like a wimpy bouncer, so I cut it off. Just like I lost the feathered earring. And the van with the beanbag chairs. And I changed my forestry major. Claire: I get it, Phil. I get it. I am the controlling witch that made you give up everything fun in your life. Phil: No, no. You're the witch who saved me. Look. Look at this picture. Now look at this guy. You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter. You've changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yeah, I might miss a book or a salad here and there but I've got Claire all over me. Claire: You're about to.