Quote from Claire in Bixby's Back
Phil: [answering phone] Hello. Claire: Hello. May I speak to Clive? Phil: I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number. Bye-bye. Claire: [to Maitre 'D] No, uh I got disconnected. Would you mind redialing? Phil: [answering phone] Hello. Claire: Hello, Clive. This is Juliana. Phil: Look, lady. Please stop calling me. This is- Claire: No, no, no, no. No, Phil, Phil, Phil. Don't hang up. Phil: Claire? Claire: No, no, no. Not Claire. Juliana. And you're Clive Bixby. Remember? We met at the hotel bar last year. Phil: Oh! Oh. Claire: Now, make up some lie, ditch that wife of yours and meet me at our hotel in 30 minutes. You think you can manage that? Phil: Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.