Quote from Gloria in Caught in the Act
Phil: Gloria. What are you- What are you doing here? Claire: Wait. Where are the kids? Gloria: They just left. They told me that you were very upset. Claire: Oh, God. Gloria: And you have every right to be. It was bad. Claire: I know that. Gloria: Claire, it was an accident. That doesn't make it any better. Gloria: Okay, you're right. I know how you feel. Claire: Oh, God. Gloria: It happened to me before with another woman. And that time, I was the one getting it. And it hurt. Phil: Wow. Gloria: I'm sorry it had to come out like this. But you have to admit that you're only happy when you're the one cracking the whip. Claire: What? Gloria: Come on. We all know how you ride Phil. But maybe if you just let go a little maybe even taste my cupcakes I will join you. Claire: No. Uh, No. No. I am so confused right now. Phil: I may pass out.