Haley: But maybe Sonya didn't make a mistake. Maybe she just met her soul mate when she was young.
Claire: No. No, no, no. That never happens. See, she threw her life away, and now she wants out.
Haley: Okay, let's cut the crap. We're not talking about some character on a soap opera here, are we?
Claire: No. No, we're not. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't want to hurt your feelings but I've been feeling this way for a really long time, and- Can we be honest with each other? He's kind of a doofus.
Haley: I guess, but I thought you liked that about him.
Claire: Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. No, I never did. Believe me, honey, there are many better options out there.
Haley: Like who?
Claire: I don't know. Off the top of my head how about that cute guy who delivers the pizzas?
Haley: He's, like, 18!
Claire: So?