Quote from Mitchell in Strangers on a Treadmill
Mitchell: [answering phone, tersely] Hello, Claire. Claire: You are a gutless weasel. Mitchell: Oh, yeah, no, I heard what you said to my boyfriend. Claire: You told Phil he was hysterical. You said he was this generation's Richard Pryor. Mitchell: Well, I am not the one that you need to apologize to. Claire: What are you babbling about? You owe me a murder. Mitchell: [Cameron leaves] Okay, Claire, I couldn't do it. I couldn't crush Phil's dreams. Claire: We had a deal. I told Cam about the bike shorts. Mitchell: [Cam returns] No. No. The deal was to get Cam to take off the bike shorts. But guess what? He is still in the stupid bike shorts. Can I call you back? Turns out Cam was here the whole time, and he just heard everything I said. Claire: Oh. Did he just run into the bedroom and cry? Mitchell: Yes, 'cause that's what all gay men do. We all dissolve into- [Cameron wails] Yes, that is what he did.