Quote from Phil in Strangers on a Treadmill
Claire: I mean, honey, I am not kidding when I tell you there was a woman next to me gasping for breath. Seriously, you were so freaking funny, Phil. I have seen professional comedians who could never have done that. You were unbeliev- Phil: I know it was you, Claire. You stole my index cards. Claire: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought I was protecting you and if my plan had been successful I would have robbed you of the greatest night ever. I'm sorry. I'm awful. Phil: You're not awful. Claire, I love that you're looking out for me and I know why you worry about me but I knew I had this tonight. Claire: I know. Sometimes I just think my job is to make sure you guys don't fall on your faces. Phil: That's a hard job in the Dunphy house. We fall a lot. Claire: I know. Phil: Maybe your real job is to be the person who picks us back up. Nobody does that better than you. Claire: Thank you.