David Brenner: In Oregon, the state legislature ratified a, uh, bill that from now on it is a crime to have sex in Oregon with a farm animal. How ugly are the women in Oregon?
Gloria: He's funny, Jay.
Jay: I know. See?
David Brenner: I can tell you're not- You're not from Oregon.
Gloria: No.
David Brenner: You are gorgeous.
Gloria: Thank you.
David Brenner: Thank you for bringing your father to the show.
Jay: Oh, no. I'm her husband, Dave.
David Brenner: No kidding.
Jay: Yeah.
David Brenner: What's it like to be married to someone who was there when the Bible was written? What was it called then? Just "The Testament"?
Jay: That's, uh- That's- That's good stuff. [claps]
David Brenner: Oh, now he's trying to turn out the light.