Quote from Phil in My Funky Valentine
Claire: Tell me, would you be interested in earning a merit badge tonight? Do you know anything about tying knots? Phil: I probably shouldn't be talking to you. I'm a married man. Claire: Ah. Well, I just so happen to like married men. Tell me about your wife. Phil: Well, she's beautiful, of course. Claire: Really? Well, if she's so very beautiful, why are you here with me? Phil: Because she's always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do. Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired. Phil: Oh, no. She can make lists for days. But back to your mouth and how sexy it is. Claire: Mm-mmm. I wanna go back to these alleged lists and your nagging wife. Phil: I'm not talking about you. I didn't mean that. Can we try this again? Claire: Yeah. So if your wife is so beautiful, why are you here with me? Phil: Because I respect her too much to do to her what I'm going to do to you? Claire: Oh, jackpot. I'll be right back, Clive.