Jay: [answering cell phone] Hello!
Mitchell: Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria's fault?
Jay: Yes. I mean, I wasn't there, but she's a horrible driver. If she hit 10 cars, I wouldn't be surprised.
Mitchell: If you knew it was her fault, why did you get me involved?
Jay: Because someone has to tell her she's in the wrong, and better you than me.
Mitchell: That's great. Here I am thinking that my dad actually respects me as a lawyer, and really you're just throwing me to the wolves.
Jay: Can't it be both?
Mitchell: Okay. Dad, it doesn't bother you in the least that your gay son is the only one tough enough to stand up to your wife?
Jay: Go get 'em, Rocky. See you later.
Cameron: Your father and I had a moon landing in the locker room.
Jay: What's the matter with you?