Quote from Shorty in Fifteen Percent
Shorty: Jay. Jay. Listen, I wanna thank you for, you know, helping me out with that jam. Jay: It was nothin'. Shorty: No, no, no. And I got you a little present. Jay: You didn't have to do that. Shorty: No, I did. Two tickets to see the great Michael Buble. The guy sings like an angel. He's gonna be outside at one of the amphitheaters. Jay: Gloria's gonna love it. Shorty: No. I'm talkin' about you and me. Jay: Oh, you and me. Shorty: Yeah. Jay: Well, that's a little- Shorty: I thought maybe we could have a little picnic since it's outside. You know? I'll get some nice bottle of wine, a little cheese. Lay on a nice blanket. All right? Jay: Yeah, fine. Shorty: [to a passing man] Yo, hey. I like your hair. Who does your hair? Huh? Yo, handsome. Who does your hair?