Mitchell: Listen, Cam, I- I can't always be the bad cop here. I-I know it's my issue, but she can't grow up with one huggy, happy, cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad. Because guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle.
Cameron: Uh- Y- Okay, you know what? I can be the bad cop sometimes. I'll always make her eat her vegetables.
Mitchell: Okay. Dentist.
Cameron: Deal.
Mitchell: Good.
Cameron: As long as you make her practice her violin.
Mitchell: Oh, yeah. The violin. I like that.
Cameron: And we're both walking her down the aisle. [Mitchell winces] Assuming you can walk by then.
Mitchell: Ow!
Cameron: Do you need to go to the hospital for that?
Mitchell: No, God. No, no. It's not that bad. Oh, you meant call 911, didn't you?
Together: Firemen.
Mitchell: Yeah, you call, and I'm gonna change my shirt.