Gloria: Just tell me one thing. How do you really feel that I'm with your father?
Claire: Honestly, at first, it was hard. You don't expect to wake up one morning with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap. But I'm getting used to it. And the important thing is you make him happy, which you do, in so many ways. So many colors. Are we okay?
Gloria: No.
Claire: No?
Gloria: You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs. What, I'm supposed just to forget about it?
Claire: What do you want me to do? Just embarrass myself so we're even?
Gloria: Go jump in the pool.
Claire: Oh, you mean "go jump in a lake," right?
Gloria: Go jump in the pool with your clothes. Then I know you're sorry.
Claire: I'm not gonna do that, Gloria.
Gloria: Okay. Then I won't forgive you.